I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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