apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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