watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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