My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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