I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
