i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
It's blow job season.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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