STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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