My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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