D3 body, D1 cock
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Randomize
