If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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