I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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