i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
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You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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