just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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