I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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