I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Randomize