end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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