I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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