I don't think brook has ever known best
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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