Sponge bath it is.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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