dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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