Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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