She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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