my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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