I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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