how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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