no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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