Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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