Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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