id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He did a backflip because drugs
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