How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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