i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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