took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
