That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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