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so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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