Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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