part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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