North Korea, Best Korea!
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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