I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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