yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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