Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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