Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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