We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'm getting married
To pizza
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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