turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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