You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
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anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
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