I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Randomize