just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
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Just pee around me
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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