Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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