It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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