AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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