My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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