Fuck appropriateness.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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