I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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