if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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