I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
then he tried to convert me to islam
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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