I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
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I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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