So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
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I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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